While my mouth is often faster than my brain, sometimes my brain just buggers off completely and leaves my mouth waiting for something to do. Maybe it’s just an ADD thing, but sometimes my mind will wander off in the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive for February, 2012
So it seems like a plausible explanation, at least to us, that such was the reason for some of her dietary peculiarities during her pregnancy. Peculiar to her, of course, not me. I’m largely carnivorous while she loves her veggies[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
In case anyone’s forgotten that I really do deserve the beatings, here’s a reminder. ;P If not for the birth, I’d probably still be getting hit for that line. In all honesty, it’s the only comment that I kind of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So, as of 02/14/12, my doom is no longer impending, it’s here! That’s right, we had ourselves a baby for Valentine’s Day! Usually I just get her flowers, but every now and then I go the extra mile. ;P I’ve[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
She’s right, there’s just no way. I definitely would’ve been better off if she’d been facing the other way, though, because laying like that, she couldn’t smack me… but she was in the perfect position to give me a good[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
For you guys who haven’t had to deal with a pregnant significant other, you haven’t experienced the full impossibility of surviving this minefield. Seriously. Yeah, the dreaded “am I fat?” question occasionally arises with women even under the best of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Y’know, I bet I could fry bacon on her, if she’d let me try, but the odds of that are somewhere between zero and “you’ll never touch me again,” so we’ll probably never know for sure. C’est la vie. Suffice[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
First off, I want to make it perfectly clear that my drawing skills make kittens cry. This is why I’m so impressed by artists who can draw people from all angles and make them look like actual people, rather than[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…