Fatherhood 046
Okay, so she hasn’t whipped out the ‘chucks… yet… but I wouldn’t be surprised if she did (and they’re yellow because black was nigh invisible, and I wasn’t doing pink ;P ). She loves kicking away the whole time I’m changing her, or she’ll alternate between pulling up her legs tight against her body and stretching them out to their fullest and locking her knees. She does these things, naturally, at the most inconvenient times possible. I often have to pry her legs away from her body so I can get the diaper on. And she’s usually grinning the whole damned time, so I’m pretty sure it’s intentional. I guess her self-entertainment options are kind of limited at this age, so she makes do with what she’s got.
I’m wearing a rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock shirt, which I understand is inspired by Big Bang Theory, but I’ve never watched the show. They might’ve gotten it from somewhere else, originally. Either way, it’s pretty funny stuff. Plus, it forms a pentacle. OooooOOOooo! RPSLS has mystical power? O_o Anyway, you can’t see it, but Kia’s wearing a karate gi with a yellow belt (she’s just starting out). Honest. Totally.
Ahh, the variances between the rainbow of belts from one school to another. 🙂
Also, I am coopting “Stacy! Where’d she get the nunchucks?” for when something has reached a bizarrely unexpected point that is still somehow logical in an odd way… especially if it involves pain.
Well, I hope you find a way to work it into casual conversation sometime when I’m around. And, hopefully, I won’t be taking a drink when you do it.