It’s remarkably easy to not swear at my child when she did that because I couldn’t have said a single word at that moment, curse or otherwise.  Once I had caught my breath, I simply told her to please be more careful when she attempts to jump up on the bed.  Beyond that, I just wanted to lay there.

I’m wearing a Batman shirt because “I’M BATMAN!”  Now imagine saying it like Batman just got kicked in the codpiece.  Anyway, Kia’s wearing her denim button-up with pink skirt.