Fatherhood 011
Almost had you fooled there, didn’t I? ;P Her excuse? She’s certain I said something, sometime that deserved a smack, but she was out of reach or we were in polite company. Or at work. She can’t hit me at work because of anti-violence rules. They take the fun out of everything.
My shirt says “Do I drive you nuts?” with a rather deranged squirrel on it. Squirrels are my totem animals. They have no survival instincts either.
Stacy’s shirt is an acid-trip that she bought at an art festival years back. She loves tie-dye. Don’t stare at it too long, you’ll lose your balance and I wouldn’t appreciate you falling into my wife. ;P