Fatherhood

We may have to register Arwyn as a lethal weapon.  There are fart machines that would be hard-pressed to compete with her, and you never know when she’s going to drop a bomb that’s a lot more than sound; we’re talking serious shock and awe material, here.  I think Corey got lucky in that regard, but Arwyn’s impressive ability to gas on queue will be a story told for many years.  And then brought up when she’s a teenager, too.  Mwahaha!

My shirt asks the largely rhetorical question “Do I drive you nuts?”  while Stacy’s wearing her Celtic Tree of Life shirt.  Arwyn, in addition to her sweater with a polar bear on it (trust me on this), is taking her turn at showing off a Beanie Baby, this one being a bullfrog whom the girls have dubbed “Bella.”  They use the official name for most of the Beanies, but Bella is special, because she was named after the bullfrog from an episode of The Magic School Bus, and so holds a special place in their hearts.  Also, Laurie’s wearing a poop-eating grin, and Corey’s wearing an expression halfway between amusement and disgust.