Fatherhood

Okay, so technically, a cow’s udder doesn’t correspond to the groin area in a biological sense, it does work in a… positional sense, I guess you could say.  Either way, I’m very glad that I wasn’t drinking anything when she said that, as it would’ve been very impolite of me to spit all over the table.  Also, Kia’s knees and elbows are extremely stabby.  They’re like… Stabby McStabberton.

I’m wearing a Batman logo on my shirt.  You can’t see it because Batman is stealthy like that.  Stacy’s shirt says “You’ve got to be kitten me.” … Which is absolutely not a response to my previous statement.  Kia’s wearing some pajamas featuring some woman from a Disney “Avalor” show.  Don’t ask me, I haven’t seen that one.