Fatherhood

It’s not often that my shirt is actually the focal point of the joke, but hey… I’ve got some funny shirts.  It’s got a whole bunch silhouettes of different animals that can provide tasty dinners, including the above-mentioned quail.  And, yes, looking at it upside-down does, indeed, make it appear unicornish.  Also, my mother does, indeed, resemble a two-legged unicorn thing.  I mean, she doesn’t have a horn, but I’m pretty sure she wished she did.

It should be noted that if she DID have a horn, she’d probably impale people on it.  Intentionally.  😉

My shirt says “I didn’t claw my way up the food chain to eat vegetables.”   I’m a meatatarian.  Kia, while having a slightly more balanced diet (not entirely by choice), also has a big heart.  On her shirt.  Made of silvery flowers.