I’m not even sure where she heard that phrase being used, but she managed to find the most absolutely literal way of using it, herself. After that, I’ll be seriously concerned if Kia tells me that the cat’s got Arwyn’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Seriously, it was getting a little depressing to watch them climbing the walls in search of escape from their prison. I mean, it was cool to watch them work for the first week or two, because they were building tunnels,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Apparently, I need to get Kia a shirt that says “It’s a Kia thing; you wouldn’t understand.” And why should we? She doesn’t really understand it, herself. I’m not sure if anyone ever told her the “step on a crack[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s rare that both the girls are excited about dinner at the same time – excluding pizza, which is always a win, though they disagree on toppings – but Arwyn is usually the more vocal about wanting something else. Generally[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I have this weird feeling that conversations with my daughters – especially Kia – are only going to get weirder as they get older. Even so, I’m sure that I’ll earn plenty of the future equivalent of “OMG, Dad!” throughout[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Kia, who will send her little sister to investigate strange noises from a dark room, is apparently able to calmly face down an alien monster, so long as she has her helmet. Maybe even a parasitic alien horde is afraid[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Shopping trips with the girls are rarely without entertainment, between the two taking turns being adorable, trying to grab each other’s carts (we divide and conquer), and asking bizarre questions. And, of course, making suggestions as to which products we[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I don’t do deadpan very often – I tend to smirk when I get snarky like that – but when I do, it’s a wonderful thing. 😉 Also, yes, we have weird conversations in which you’d almost think that we[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You have no idea how difficult it was for her to keep a straight face; trust me, she was dying inside. Kia apparently dropped the “hell” part when asked to repeat herself, but was still told that it’s not a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Can’t go wrong with the classics, right? Well, to be fair, it was never a funny joke to begin with, and I think it was meant more as a fable type of thing than a joke, honestly. Either way, at[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…