My father-in-law has a ’66 Ford Fairlane, a car for which “stealth mode” is closing up the headers so that you can only hear its rumbling from two blocks away, rather than five. For those of you who aren’t really[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes, it can be beneficial to have Arwyn holding something while she’s getting her butt changed, as it distracts her and keeps her from trying to roll over (which she often does, especially when she’s a poopy-butt). Unfortunately, there are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yes, I’m hiding behind my daughter. No, it never works. ;P Also, Arwyn finds it humourous when I get smacked, so she’s not really much help at all. That said… I seriously couldn’t possibly have let that line pass by[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sonic weaponry could cripple entire armies if they could reproduce that eardrum-shattering pitch. I mean, I’m ecstatic that she’s so happy to see me, but it’s really hard to return the loving greeting when I’m twitching on the floor with[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Kia’s a little random in regards to… everything, as it happens, but specifically to what costume she’ll be wearing for next Halloween. She’s also getting to wear a pirate costume to go to the Renaissance Festival this weekend, so that’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey, give her props for having a pretty accurate understanding of what poop is… and for having an amazing way with words. She also likes to whisper her need to go potty, followed by a shout when we can’t understand[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Kia loves the cheese and pretzel Combos (as do I), so I think she expecting something more like that. Regardless, the sound of disappointed disgust in her voice was definitely worth a laugh. Typically, it’s the other way around, where[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Never did figure out what she had on her leg, though I suspect that I’m better off for my ignorance. All we know for sure is that it went away, but not really. It may have just been smeared around,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yes, I snorted when she said that. The scoops do look kind of like cat box scoops, so I can see the confusion… especially given what’s IN the scoops. ;P You’ll never look at Raisin Bran the same; you’re welcome. […]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Seriously, she got me right in the xiphoid process; talk about a shot in the dark! Obviously, I never saw it coming, which led to me laying on the stairs – both in pain and laughing – while simultaneously worried[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…