Yes, that’s my mother smacking me there. She and Stacy get along quite well; it’s way worse that way than the cliché you always see on TV. They gang up on me. ;P Technically a combination of two different conversations,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yes, it’s official, we’re giving Kia a little minion or her own! Er… I mean sibling. Possibly a minion. Either way, I’m screwed. Well, okay, technically it’s Stacy… nevermind, I’m sure you all passed sex ed class. The important part[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
She’s like a bat, with sonar-assisted backhands! And, no, I haven’t actually put a blindfold on her; that be dangerous for me. If I tried tickling her when she couldn’t see, she’d probably just start flailing around and whack me[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m going to be a horrible example for getting Kia to eat her veggies as she gets older. Hopefully, she’ll just eat them and/or accept the “because your mother said so” reasoning without bringing up the “Daddy doesn’t” reply; because[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I have no idea what prompted her to start doing that, but it was absolutely hilarious to watch. She was very serious about it, too, like she was experimenting to see if it had the same result every time… and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Green Lantern would be perfect, don’t you think? Anyway, I’m referring, of course to Little People, which is a Fisher Price toy line that’s been around forever. Kia’s got all the DC superhero figures and likes playing with the Batmobile,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What makes this even funnier is that in the time since the day which inspired this strip, Kia’s also worn Stacy’s underwear around like a dress. She’s also pulled her own pajama pants on over her head like a hat. […]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yes, that’s right… I wash dishes! I also engage in a great deal of smartassery at very inadvisable times, but you probably already figured that one out. That said, given the option, I’d rather be stabbed with a clean knife[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is one of Kia’s favourite games, though, to her credit, she thinks it’s just as hilarious when you do it to her. Sometimes we’ll touch a French fry to her tongue and pull it away before she can bite[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If ever anyone needed proof that I can’t draw, this is it. My profiles are horrid. ;P So, yeah, coffee and I are a dangerous mix. It makes me absurdly energetic and ramps up my talking speed to the point[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…