I’m not even kidding; that girl has some quick reflexes! I’ll go to pick her up and her hands will be flailing around in front of her, nothing in them, but I scoop her up and suddenly she’s holding a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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It was a Friday night, which was the only reason Stacy and Kia were actually awake when I got home, but it had been a hell of a night. For me, Fridays come in two flavours: slow and boring or[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Oooo, political reference! Not normally my thing, but beyond the absolute (and infuriating) absurdity of Representative Akins “legitimate rape” comments, the above is an actual conversation we had. Yes, after she nearly tickled me to death. I’m just a smidge[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Technically, she was too far away to bonk me with the bottle, which is why she didn’t just backhand me, as per usual. She threw the bottle at me while I laughed. It was empty, by the way. She’ll probably[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I can’t remember what she threw at me, just that it was small and hard. Basically, it was something within her reach. Now, as for why she said it like that in the first place, well… we’ve both learned to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This conversation actually went on for about ten minutes or so, as we discussed the finer points of “air commas” and other visual grammar. Also, some Renaissance Festival references that most people wouldn’t get, but are hilarious to us. ;P […]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I get along quite well with my in-laws, but that certainly hasn’t stopped us from having an ongoing feud over who gets the messiest diapers. When I drop her off, I’m always more than happy to let grandma know that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Kia loves whisker rubs and loves having people “chew” on her arms and legs; it makes her giggle, so I imagine it tickles. Usually, I tie my hair back or stick it down my shirt when I’m doing this, but[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The punmaster returns! With an assistant! Jen and Stacy have been friends since high school, so long before I came into the picture. Naturally, this means that I’m getting blamed. … Okay, let’s face it, we could’ve met Jen ten[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yep, that’s daddy’s little exhibitionist. First thing she does when we started putting her in skirts and dresses? Grab the hem and pull it over her head! Then get upset that she can’t see. She gets the lack of logic[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…