Yes, she can “hear” me smirk. She’ll say something, I’ll be out of sight, but she’ll still know that I’m smirking. Either that or she’s telepathic and can hear the thoughts bouncing around in my skull, which would actually be[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is actually a very typical scenario for us. Doesn’t matter what we’re doing, the baby starts kicking and she says hello, so I say hello and maybe give her a belly rub. Then we spend the next five or[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
She gets me with that a lot, actually. My arm just automatically shifts forward to take the smack even if I’m still talking when it comes. ;P And, yes, I tease her about leaving all the heavy lifting to me[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I read an article a little while back talking about a study showing that women’s brains actually shrink slightly during pregnancy. No wonder their memories go to hell on them. Their neurons are packed in so tight that they’re shorting[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Also, “don’t drive crazy” is basically the same thing. While she’s never been the most patient driver (not like I have room to complain, there, I’m often worse), but she’s gotten waaaaay less so since she’s been preggers. She’s always[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well, it was worth a try, right? Yeah, this is just total silliness, but once I thought about, I had to do it. Why? Well, it made me laugh, at least. ;P We’re both wearing Detroit Zoo shirts in this[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s some food for thought, eh? ;P At least she’s not trying to get me to be the sole consumer of her cheesecakes and other baked goods; she passing them off to all of our friends, as well. And believe[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Don’t try to argue with a pregnant woman, it’s not worth the pain. ;P Sad part is that I was thinking something. Perhaps a bit too loudly, since she heard my brainwaves, or maybe just caught the beginnings of a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Rationality, your name is NOT PREGNANCY. ;P To be fair, I was laughing about thirty seconds later, once I’d gotten past my confusion. I honestly don’t even know what it was that we were I was talking about at the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Merry Christmas, happy Yule and whatever other holiday you might be celebrating! True story: The first thing she did with that pack of wrapping paper once we got home was bop me on the head (not hard, relax ;P ). […]↓ Read the rest of this entry…