See?! I told you it’d happen eventually! She’s got more weapons up her sleeves than backhands and the massage is one of the most insidious. There is no defense! Seriously, that’s one of her top bribing methods for me. I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Almost had you fooled there, didn’t I? ;P Her excuse? She’s certain I said something, sometime that deserved a smack, but she was out of reach or we were in polite company. Or at work. She can’t hit me at[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
First off, why are we wearing the same shirts as the last strip? It was the same class; what to you want from me? ;P We only had three classes and I have four strips for it… and probably could’ve[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Have I mentioned that my mouth is faster than my brain? I think I have. I don’t know how loudly I said it or if anyone else heard, but I said it. ;P Stacy was duly horrified. Not really much[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Let me tell you, that comment did not go over well in the birthing class. At least with the mothers-to-be. The future-dads all thought it was great. 😉 For one part of the class, we were split into groups, with[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
… Yes, I did. It was just something that came to mind when I was deciding if I should put the zeros in the strip numbering and, because getting me into a suit of any kind is like pulling teeth[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yeah, I get that a lot. Don’t worry, she doesn’t hit me with rolled-up newspapers (probably just because we don’t have any around). Might be safer than some of the things I do have laying around, though. *has a collection[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Stacy and I generally take turns driving when we’re together (which is basically just on weekends, thanks to work), mostly with her driving to our destination and me driving back. When I’m driving, I’m a little safer as she won’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Do I really deserve the beatings? Have you read the last couple comics? ;P Sometimes she’ll smack me on the grounds that she’s sure there was something I said or did that warranted it, at a time when I was[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yes, this conversation really took place. Yes, for a rather intelligent man, I say some suicidally stupid things. And, yes, the process of a natural birth looks absolutely impossible on paper, yet somehow it manages to happen. I rate this[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…