Fatherhood

Almost had you fooled there, didn’t I? ;P  Her excuse?  She’s certain I said something, sometime that deserved a smack, but she was out of reach or we were in polite company.  Or at work.  She can’t hit me at work because of anti-violence rules.  They take the fun out of everything.

My shirt says “Do I drive you nuts?” with a rather deranged squirrel on it.  Squirrels are my totem animals.  They have no survival instincts either.

Stacy’s shirt is an acid-trip that she bought at an art festival years back.  She loves tie-dye.  Don’t stare at it too long, you’ll lose your balance and I wouldn’t appreciate you falling into my wife. ;P