Fatherhood

Seriously, “ocean” was just too similar.  I mean, they’d be the same size of batteries, wouldn’t they?   … Is it a bad sign that I actually took that into consideration before I said anything?  Probably a worse sign that I’ll put that much thought into a pun, yet ninety-percent of everything else to come out of my mouth manages to do so without going through any kind of filter whatsoever.  At least it proves that I’ve got standards.  Sort of.

I’m wearing a long-sleeve Mountain shirt with a forest scene and a howling wolf.   It looks a little chilly there.  I think I’ll stick to warmer climates, if at all possible.  Stacy’s wearing one of her purple plaid shirts and Kia was spared from having to hear the joke, because she’d just gotten dropped off at grandma’s house.