Fatherhood

Seriously… I would pay good money for a baby-talk translator.  Kia actually has a pretty decent vocabulary by this point (I’d say upwards of a hundred words that she can actually use properly, plus a few parroted words that I’d rather she NOT learn to use properly).  That said, it can often be kind of like watching an anime in Japanese:  Most of it makes no sense to me whatsoever, but there’s random English words thrown in there, just to mess with me.  Honestly, I swear that she’s speaking Chinese, sometimes… and I have to wonder if there are Chinese parents saying “I swear she was just speaking English!”  ;P

Anyway, when it comes right down to it, my shirt bears great wisdom as it says “I don’t give a [rat’s ass].”  Sometimes, you just gotta babble!  Oh, and Stacy’s wearing her purple, fairy archer shirt and Kia’s going all farm girl and being uber-cute.