Fatherhood

You don’t have to be a parent to know that farts are about the funniest thing in the world to little kids.  Arwyn, as it happens, really cranks up the volume with hers, meaning that you can hear them across the room, and sometimes even from the next room.  She, as it happens, is pretty proud of her farts (unlike Kia, who blames other people for all of hers).  Arwyn’s the “loud and proud” type, I guess.

My shirt notes that I’m “Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult,” as evidenced by my ability to avoid laughing at Arwyn’s farts… but just barely.  I swear, I’m just laughing at Stacy’s reaction to them!  Mostly.  Anyway, Arwyn’s shirt has the face of a dog wearing glasses on it, of which you can see half of the glasses, and a little bow here.  More importantly (to her, at least) is that it’s purple.