Fatherhood

Has anyone else ever had this happen?  Are toilet frogs a thing, or is it just us?  Are frogs attracted to us to the point of wanting to move in with us?  Maybe it just wants us to listen to more hip-hop?  Because I’ll pass, thanks, even if it toad me so.  Maybe it came to warn us of a change in the weather, that it was going to turn froggy?  Whatever news it had for us, I just wish that I could understand it; I’m sure that it would’ve been ribbetting.

I’m wearing my “I don’t give a” rat’s ass shirt, since the kids aren’t around to ask about it, and Stacy is being all purple-y with her Woodward Dream Cruise shirt.  The frog, for the record, was not wearing anything more than its birthday suit.